Jokes, videos and photos to
 
En-Lighten You Up.
 

The first submission is: The Ultimate in Technology: The Automated Confessional

The Catholic version, or at least one Sister's interpretation, of karma!

 

 
 
And now, for your fantasizing pleasure, we have Punishment or Reward?
Sometimes, just like with everything that happens to YOU,
you can't be sure...

 
 Love Among Penguins :-)

 

Some great cat pix...
If anyone knows where they came from so I can ask for persmission to continue using them (or remove them from the site) please let me know!
 
swimming cat

 
 
Jaba the Hut cat
 

 

Wrestling cat

 

 

 

Boating cat

 

 

 

Screaming cat

 

 

 

Hating cat

 

 

 

Sinking cat

 

 

 

Cookie cat

 

 

 

Danger cat

 

 

 

Singing cat

 

 

 

Totem cat

 

 

 

Karate cat

 

 

 

Voices cat

 

 

 

Biker cat

 

 

 

Friend cats

 

 

The Evolution of Dance

This white guy is good....

 

 

A great story...

 

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they'd have to convert or leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise rabbi to represent them in the debate. However, as the rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they agreed that it would be a 'silent' debate.

On the chosen day the Pope and rabbi sat opposite each other.
The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.

The rabbi looked back and raised one finger.

Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.

The rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.

The rabbi pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy.

Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.

The Pope said, 'First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our beliefs.

'Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us.

'I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin.

'He bested me at every move and I could not continue.'

Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the rabbi how he'd won.
'I haven't a clue' the rabbi said. 'First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger.

'Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I told him that we were staying right here.'

'And then what?' asked a woman.

'Who knows?' said the rabbi. 'He took out his lunch so I took out mine.' 

 

KIDZ GALLERY

Because kids "do the darndest things", and because I'm a mother and a human being, I love these photos!

Same disclaimer as above: If anyone knows where these photos came from so I can ask for persmission to continue using them (or remove them from the site) please let me know!

 

 Kid on slide

 

Baby on dog bed

 

kid with marker

 

kid in fridge

 

Peeing

 

Dog and baby in dog door

 

Kid with static hair

 

Kid with bread breasts

 

Headstand on water

 

Head in the sand

 

Frog in mouth

 

 Kid on clothesline

 

Kid on skateboard

 

Kid with watermelon

 

Kid with dogdish

 

Baby with cap

 

Kid and skirt

 

Kid pees on Dad

 

Kid diving into leaves

 

Holding hands

 

Baby and cat's tail

 

Baby yawning

 

Babies saying hello

 

 

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